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FEATURED PRESENTATIONS

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The love child of a creative brief and a couple of cue cards to give you beat-by-beat creative direction. Includes: FUNdational brand strategy, concept, messaging, & more! $3500

VIP 02

An all NEW VIP day experience to help you come up with a memorable name (better than you envisioned!) for your new product or service offering. $1500

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Name-a-vision

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The writer's room 

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A brand personality + voice guide so writer's can write miles in your voice! It's an exact analysis of the words you use and how you use them. Starting at: $2500

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These words right here. So meta. Custom website copy packages start at $4000 for 4 pages. Sales pages sold separately. 

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Sales Page

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Speak of the devil! Our sales page philosophy? It only needs to be as long as it needs to be. No one should go gray reading it. Starting at: $3500

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packaging copy

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Did someone say easy, FUN, screenshot-able UGC? Because that's really what product copy is about. Right? Pricing dependent on project sale.

Podcast marketing 

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"You're listening to [show]" is totally unoriginal & lame. What if you said "MOIST! Got your attention..." You're welcome. Podcast packages starting at: $850

Speaker sheet

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A media kit masterpiece. Includes fresh bio(s), topic ideation + topic naming, and pitch email templates so you can really hit the pavement like the "girl boss" you are. $2500 

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Website copy

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CampaignS & retainers

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sales funnels

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We put the fun in funnels. Nuff said. Actually -- we'd like to add that our clients get STUPID high open/click rates. Nuff said 2.0. Starting at: $3200

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The showrunner

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Have you ever thought, "Man! I wish I could keep Katie in my back pocket?" Well now you can! This is a 1:1 Voxer consulting retainer. Starting at: $350/month. Call or Apply for details.

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reg. scheduled programming

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Oh yeah baby, we offer content and copy retainers. Blogs. Newsletters. Ya know, the goods. Starting at: $1750/month

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BRAND ACTIVATIONs

That's fancy business talk for screaming "PAY ATTENTION TO ME" at everyone you think should want or know about your offer. Pricing dependent on campaign scale.

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Creative services

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It's 2023, we all judge books by their covers. This isn't your average Pinterest shoot. You'll get a shot list so annoyingly detailed your photographer will be insulted. Starting at: $4000

Brand identity

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Again, it's 2023, we all judge books by their covers. Includes: Logo, typography selection, colors, & brand style guide. Starting at: $4000 - add-ons available.

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Web design

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It bears repeating, it's 2023, we all judge books by their covers. Includes 5 page site on Squarespace, Showit, or Wix. Starting at: $4500

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The only thing on this list that can't be poorly ripped off. Unless you find a gaggle of talented musicians willing to try. And they're all busy. We checked. Starting at: $500

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Photoshoot planning

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You think I'm kidding, but I, Katie Pannell, am not. This is my passion. Let me write sarcastic, ridiculous ads for your sh*t please. Please. 

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Again, you think we're kidding, but we're not. No one wants to listen to a boring speech of any kind. We can help.

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This page just needed to be a little longer. But we're up for the challenge if you need either of these things.

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Thank you notes 

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Your grandma will thank us personally. 

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Excuses & shakespearan insults

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